DBA in Action – SQL Server DBA JOKES

I always find the DBA profession is pretty much similar to a Doctor profession. Emergency knock the door at anytime, we cover business hours and business off hours too, we stay late in the office, we work from home on public holidays, we need to be reachable 24/7, 365 days, every other day there is a new challenge waiting for us, after all we are the one to handle organization’s mission critical data. So let’s call it Dr. DBA  😆

To enjoy being a DBA, and to do it properly, you need to enjoy the feeling that “this is my territory” and to take sole responsibility for a technically-demanding role.
Lets capture some funny reactions of Dr. DBA

Who is a DBA
Lesson learned during denormalization
A Real DBA – SQL Server Jokes
Software Engineer Carrier Meter – Joke

A DBA IN ACTION


A great DBA is at work, releasing new features to production  💡
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DBA reacts when someone blame the database for application crash on LIVE?  👿
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Manager’s reaction, when DBA asks for a day off.
dba-reacts-on-sysadmin-rights

DBA is waiting for 1TB production database backup to complete, counting each 10% of progress  🙄
dba-waiting-for-backup-complete

DBA’s usual selfie at office  😥
dba-takes-selfie

Be careful when you ask SA password to a DBA
manager-reacts-on-dba-leave

DBA falls asleep during business hours because he usually works during business off hours  😐
dba-falls-asleep
Junior DBA following senior DBA  😯
junior-dba-following-senior-dba

DBA stands for “Default Blame Acceptor”
dba-default-blame-acceptor

Prasad Sahoo

Prasad Sahoo, is an enthusiast of Microsoft technologies in general and a passionate database professional, mainly focusing on SQL Server performance tuning and business intelligence. He has contributed a long time of his career working on SQL Server and other RDBMS. If he is not busy with SQL stuff then he must be watching some Hollywood movies.

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